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Letting the days go by, water flowing under.

timothy-jackson-drake-wayne:

the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard

so-nyeo-shi-daze:

straightgirlcrush:

actual real life hero

How are there people that don’t understand that this is the philosophy that will save the world?


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