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Letting the days go by, water flowing under.


the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard



actual real life hero

How are there people that don’t understand that this is the philosophy that will save the world?

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Blood is thicker than water but syrup is thicker than blood, so technically, pancakes are more important than family.

— Anonymous (via reneerevolution)